A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew

My girlfriend’s cat recently gave birth to 4 adorable, playful kittens! Here’s a gif of them climbing my leg!

askswiftrift-darkmist-and-jay:
Already have and always will
Always will
I am surprised at the lack of notes this has
come on tumblr!











